Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, as a nursing student, I needed to take a blood sample from someone and the veins on his arms weren't really easy to draw blood from. I asked him, "Can I please look at your legs?" It turns out he was amputated. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12
Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else
swanheart 35
That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?
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Comments (119)
kerlyn 1
I'm a nurse and I'm not allowed to hold my husbands hand because I constantly and mindlessly touch the veins. He is very queasy with the thought of needles
jgorleyMLT 7
We're trained to look at veins. Be happy you have beautiful ones. :)
AmayaR 12
That's actually quite common now that women like veins showing in men's arms, she's not alone!
alyKATANA1 12
It's a weird girl thing... At least it's your veins she's attracted to though
AmbyrDiana 5
I've always had an obsession with veins. It's way weird but I just can't help it.
sjimpleton 18
well she might be a vampire
Lehk 9
so she wants something veiny from you?
CrazyV 22
As a med student, I know them feels:).
kodaechan 6
sounds like she might be a vampire OP. might I suggest investing in garlic?
savemeSheehan 8
Maybe she just meant physical which might not sound any better but sexy arms are a big turn on to a lot of ladies