Today, my nurse girlfriend told me she's more attracted to the veins in my arm than any other part of me. FML
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Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, my niece asked why my veins were so close to my skin. She was referring to my stretch marks. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, as a nursing student, I needed to take a blood sample from someone and the veins on his arms weren't really easy to draw blood from. I asked him, "Can I please look at your legs?" It turns out he was amputated. FML
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
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hsbzjsnsos 12
Well.... at least she's not attracted to someone else
swanheart 35
That's a weird thing to say. What makes your veins different from everyone else's?
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Comments (119)
IDerive 12
A psychologist might say that she is simply trying to find a way into your heart and the veins were the obvious choice.
candygirl2015 12
Tell her u r not her patients
150493x 29
Oh we do love veiny arms.
delfino1604 24
i think she's talking about your package veins bro
lexwilder 16
I know a lot of people who find veins attractive! Personally I think that's weird, but she is a nurse maybe she appreciates a good vein.
itssnotfunny 24
she's probably attracted to more than that. Veins are just really hot, I agree with her
munchly 17
Well your veins are pretty hot ;)
gintwinsmoore 20
over-absorbed much???
JKPwnage 27
Rule 41 of the Internet: No matter what it is, it is someone's fetish. No exceptions.
Ipsum629 13
nurse girlfriend? nice.