Today, my (now former) best friend kicked me out of the band I started because I wasn't 'dedicated enough' after a 3 day 'holiday' to visit my dying uncle. He also during this 3 day 'holiday' convinced my girl friend to leave me and date him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me for a girl he's barely known for 3 weeks. FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I bought tickets for my friends and me to go to a concert. While I was in the shower, they ditched me and took my girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Good choice with making him no longer your best friend. If she's that easily convinced and that easily betrayed... You're better off.
rukusrazor 0
You play the bass don't you.
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Comments (156)
Trent_21 6
kill him
megaanlovesmusic 1
maybe she didn't need convincing, afterall she has a mind of her own
waddupwiddat 7
oh my god. What a dick. Who on earth would say you totally deserved that??? Does the concept of humanity even exist at all anymore??
kruschev33 0
I can't believe that that many people think that you deserved it what assholes
not_cool808 16
desperate much!
whennotlooking 0
What a dick
someone_cool 6
What a ************!
skynerd57 0
Your ex friend is an asshole
agentx52 13
You're better off without her if she's gonna be like that.
Akay4 14
Punch him...