Miscellaneous: Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends....

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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FreddyLunch 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:19

MILF.

great_lawl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:15

Now that sucks

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Gavik 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:27

Typical Australian "Woman."

olisykes_ 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:45

aka "ladette"

PentiumBawls8 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:56

Maybe you still needed to be breast fed

wikuml 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:21

i wanna b your friend....

weezyDyl 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:58

first!!

cindayy77 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 4:28

fail, just fail

jonny2x4 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:13

Is she hot? Can I meet your mom?

killerkurt 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:14

#1 is such win.

poooook 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:21

mustt say that i LOVE numberr ones comment.. i agree . giggity. oh and um fyl. :D

XxRyanxX300 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:23

lol WIN :P

Ohhellnaw 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:24

this is too funny.

jordaninja 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:10

Wait a second... You never mentioned if you enjoyed it or not...

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