Miscellaneous: Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends....

By Sundendako - 27/01/2010 10:20 - Australia

Today, my mum got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML

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Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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FreddyLunch 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:19

MILF.

great_lawl 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 20:15

Now that sucks

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hockeykid30 1

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:02

omg sucks u must be scared for life

jamieboy11 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:08

I agree with comment number 2 WTF?

mshafty 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:20

I think pics are needed to confirm this supposed mom flashing! but yah i'm sure you will need some therapy at some point in your life.

Ramp 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:35

Incest is best P.S. I agree with #2

YDIForSure 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:49

Did they like it?

capthavoc123 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 22:50

Does she have nice ****?

HaM3r3DcR0W 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:00

Nice!!

monkey314159 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:22

The worst part is your friends are now going to be constantly trying to sleep with your mom.

JManHobbs 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:24

Wish one of my friends moms would flash me...

zzyxer 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:25

ikr

AxCxDxDx 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:46

So?

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