Animals: Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could...

By flattened - 10/02/2011 10:58

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

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Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

Omg that's horrible.

Doortje 29

Thursday 10 February 2011 16:00

I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(

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itsfaithbabyy 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 4:52

can you not say something like this? I'm very passionate about animals. this is awful and I hope you burn in hell **** you

Jonkbaby 22

Saturday 12 February 2011 16:21

is it okay?

izacht 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 4:43

oooOhhhhh, cats have 9 lives is it ok?

boredbah 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 3:32

did he died? sorry... i had to do say it.

Grungeisded 0

Monday 14 March 2011 5:17

"Honey, did you make sure to put the cat inside before we left?" *crunch* "I sure hope so."

teaser_pleaser25 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 12:10

OMG! FYL!

VeggieTrunks 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 5:16

I'm sorry to do this...uy LMAOOOOOOOO that is

qwerty1990 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:01

electric cars are for ******* anyway

qwerty1990 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 3:01

electric cars are for ******* anyway

LakeBodomKiller 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:47

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh wait...thats terrible

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