Animals: Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could...

By flattened - 10/02/2011 10:58

Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML

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By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

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Thursday 10 February 2011 15:56

Omg that's horrible.

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I bet that sound will haunt you forever : FYL :(

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snowboarder1019 5

Friday 11 February 2011 7:02

poor kitty! :( times 10000

hippy_lady 4

Friday 11 February 2011 7:19

dumb cat

bamboochicken 0

Friday 11 February 2011 8:16

Feline mingon. You should try it

brucem1254 0

Friday 11 February 2011 10:30

no one likes crunchy pussy

BikeAllDay818 6

Friday 11 February 2011 12:35

Wow that's horrible :/

TJSpeed91 4

Friday 11 February 2011 18:05

judging by how you spell mom (mum) im gonna guess your mom bought a gee whiz

ColdGold 6

Friday 11 February 2011 21:29

Those cars are quiet.

AtrumMessor 1

Saturday 12 February 2011 1:45

AWESOME :D

bibobobonnor 8

Saturday 12 February 2011 2:40

I'm truly sorry for your loss I know what losing a pet can feel like

pub99 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 4:43

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