Today, my mum cleaned my room. When I got home she yelled at me for having condoms. I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship. FML
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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom came into my room to yell at me because she thought she heard me having sex, saying I'm too young for it. I'm 23 and I wasn't having sex. The noises were from my dad watching porn in the next room. FML
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Today, my mother was sneaking through my underwear and found my condoms and the bills from the hospital where I had my IUD inserted. She then started yelling at me, saying that I didn't have permission to not have children and that, "I get to choose, not you." I'm 28 years-old. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on, she started telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stopped and said, "Actually, I don’t know why I’m telling you this, you don’t have a boyfriend!" FML
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MatheusRajuidas 5
She probably will always see you as her little innocent daughter...
erikabt820 2
Clean your own room, your mum won't have to do it for you!
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Comments (340)
CRC_101 31
This doesn't make it a "YDI" in my opinion, but you should consider keeping your room in shape enough so that she doesn't have an excuse to clean it. "Today, my mum cleaned my room," and "I'm 24 years old and in a long term relationship," together almost make an FML in themselves! x)
kitkatknicknack 12
You still live with your mom?!
akiahara 14
sorry, can't help but join the chorus of people wondering why you still live with your mom. I know shit happens, but even under those circumstances she shouldn't be cleaning your room. that's ridiculous. and if she still cleans up after you, cooks, pays for everything and all that... I don't care how old you are, its time to grow up. act like a child, be treated like a child. otherwise.. woman up and find a way to move.
Czech_Zidane 14
No problem with living with mom. If s/he lives in a HOUSE, why to move out? I lived in the same house with my mom a LONG time - why not. Me in first floor, mom in second floor, each of us had a separate apartment, we only cooked one and all, because cooking for two is better - and cheaper - than if one cooks for himself and the other too. Everything is possible if the people are up to some compromises and the basic politeness like knocking and not being unnecessary loud at night and so on :) But cleaning my room? My mom never had this idea and I was glad for it. Children can clean their rooms, you know, moms? :)
Czech_Zidane 14
Maybe your mom wants to be a grandma ASAP :)
dassahrose 4
um, she's 24. if she's in college, she should have her bachelor's degree. and, why the **** is her mom cleaning her room? geez. my mom stopped helping me clean my room when i was 6. YDI OP. YDI.
hellonyancat 6
If you asked your mum to clean your room, you deserve it. That seems unlikely though. I'm betting this is one of those well meaning parent things gone awry. Oh well. She'll calm down eventually, it was probably just a bit of a shock to her.
mahmah88 2
nothing wrong with living at home at 24...COMPLETELY wrong still having your mommy clean your room for you at that age though
AzWolf 5
Excuse me? You are 24 and living at your parents home? Give me a break! Grow up, get a job worthy of supporting you and your main squeeze, and give your mom a reason to be proud of her son! Good grief!!!
HaniahAhmad 0
Time to move out.
hilary56 0
My mom hasn't cleaned my room for me since I was 10! And even though she did go through your stuff it could have been worse! And on the bright side, now you have a clean room. :)