By wildthing - 01/07/2009 19:33 - United States

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Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
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deliciouskaek 1

That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.

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spiffles 0

I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.

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Amkii 0

Making out with a boy? You're beggin' for a rapin'! You sick, aggressive, sexually-disturbed child!

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curryndricegirll 0

I must say, as much as that sucks for you, this is one of the funnier FMLs I've read.

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britterbuggxo 0

omg, thats awful. but this is kinda funny.

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kitkatkelly 0

There is no way, no extra information that would make what she said okay. And the fact that the mother is candid and clever with her words makes it worse: the crazy ones who are smart are the worst.

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jnic 0

My mom's like this. It literally terrifies me.

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beaumanon 0

Same problem. Well, it's not the same. My boyfriend and I have never tongue-kissed, and my mother thinks he is using me for sex.

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skittleface 0

your mom sounds hillarious. i would like to chill with her.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Yeeeah... I would say that she is pretty messed up. Not entirely sure how to interpret this story though.

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tapesculpture 0

wow sounds like something my mom would do. she's such a bitch. D:

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Chickensquadgal9 0

AWKWARD!!!!

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