Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML
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Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML
Today, my mother worked out that my boyfriend and I are having sex. Instead of confronting me about it, she now just sits and stares at me judgmentally whenever I'm in the same room as her, making me feel incredibly uncomfortable. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I received a 4-page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight, in full detail. I'm one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML
Today, I had to listen to my mom give a detailed description of her date last night to her friends via speakerphone... while I was trapped in the car with her. When I pointed out that I was still in the back seat, she scoffed and told me, "I have a sex life, deal with it." FML
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deliciouskaek 1
That's not okay. That is seriously NOT okay. Verbal abuse, FTL.
spiffles 0
I'm pretty sure that making out does not = slutty.
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Comments (253)
Luckster 0
What a bitch... Worse than my boyfriend's Mother who thinks I'm cheating with him just because one of my co-workers is a boy. She watches WAY too many Spanish soap-operas.
alliemi 0
69, your comments were great. Plus, 69.
lollipops321 0
lmao what was 69's comment? now i really want to know haha
ithedarkknight 0
Only in florida are people so dumb... fml i would know i live in florida...
GrapefruitZoe 0
I think that's hilarious, actually, if very silly of her.
plutosaplanet 0
Doesnt matter how old she is. some parents are just crazy. when my ex bf's parents found out we were gonna move in together (i was 23 he was 24) they threw his stuff out on the lawn and changed the locks bc we were going to be "living in sin". they were crazy bible thumpers that make christians look bad. what they didnt know is their son is gay and wouldnt even kiss me
fmlxxxx 0
maybe you are actually a cocktease and don't realise it
quitterl 0
.... so if she's a "**** tease", then she's a **** who deserves to be raped. Think before you speak.
c3ns0r3dn4m3 0
hahah , i hate insecure and overprotective parents.
wildthing27 4
Hey! Thanks for the comments.. minus the ones calling me a ****.. I'm 18 for whoever asked.
CrimsonImpact 0
Yeah.. that definitely sucks for you then. As much as I really think your mom was overreacting, she's probably just worried about you and doesn't know how else to express it, especially if this is the first time she's experienced this before. Once some time passes she'll realize that she doesn't have as much to worry about and she'll ease off :)
fml27 0
ur mom needs to go away
quitterl 0
Wow. I'm shocked that so many people find this situation funny. Sure the whole "sexually aggressive daughter" bit is entertaining, but the part about her mom saying she would get raped because she is a tease isn't. I feel sorry for this person because living with a person who has victim blaming tendencies makes her more likely to follow the same train of thought as her mother. Not to say that she would for sure, but the point is that girls do not get raped because they are teases, they get raped because men are controlling and disrespectful.