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By Nomoretexting - 01/11/2009 04:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, I received a 4-page text message from my mom explaining what she was going to do to me tonight, in full detail. I'm one name below her boyfriend on her contact list. FML
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Same thing different taste

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picturetaker 0

hahahaha FYL. I always double check who I'm sending my dirty texts too. that would have been a bit awkward.

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YDI for having your mom on your cell phone Also just do "Nah I'ma just stick it in"

holeinchest 0

u should have said "that sounds good. time and place." lmao

chocolatewhite 0
picturetaker 0

hahahaha FYL. I always double check who I'm sending my dirty texts too. that would have been a bit awkward.

haha wow imagine how embaressed she'll be

perdix 29

She's going to know what you are doing just under her boyfriend. Contact list, my ass!