By nwalsh2009 - United States
Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML
nwalsh2009 tells us more :
I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.
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It depends if he is from a small town. If he is, a rumor is going to spread around the neighborhood that he has lost it. Eventually a mob will break out and 5150 his ass. FML in the making it seems.

  Veritas143  |  0

Exactly..I hate it when people like to joke around but then get all scared when other people see them. Stop caring so much about what other people think and have fun with life.

  No_Heart  |  0

I'm not shoesist or anything but I have to dissagree with you, i used to be a roomate with a pair of boots who was one of the most judgemental bitches i have ever met.