Intimacy: Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream...

By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By fml - 07/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I agreed to let my boyfriend cover every inch of my body in whipped cream and lick it off. We were both enjoying it until his 9 year old sister walked in and started crying. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Jill Shanks - 01/09/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML

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By Rowden - 26/04/2010 09:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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bubblybrooke 12

Friday 26 February 2010 23:04

LMFAO

FruityLoooons 8

Friday 26 February 2010 23:07

...Bon appetitty?

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creature511 1

Tuesday 27 May 2014 13:05

OMFG JUST WOW!!!!!

SexyMexi21 23

Wednesday 2 July 2014 5:32

ahahaha follow up!! ever heard of a door lock?

snazzymcwho 21

Sunday 14 December 2014 4:47

Don't have sex in your parents house, dumb shit kid. YDI

NamelessFace 22

Wednesday 24 December 2014 2:31

Aw, man, f your mom's life!

Motherhood 20

Wednesday 27 May 2015 19:19

why would you do that while living with your mother?

PrideOfTheFallen 19

Monday 7 December 2015 16:25

That's your fault for being a *****.

marthamydear23 9

Sunday 6 August 2017 1:04

don't have sex with mom home. problem solved. ydi

sharond23 10

Saturday 16 December 2017 4:37

if you're having sex while the parents are home then ydi.

yellow minion 14

Wednesday 5 December 2018 21:22

lock the door!

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Same thing different taste

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