Today, after feeling lost and sad for a long time, in a last attempt to get some answers, I'd saved up and flew to see a very famous clairvoyant. For the whole session, all she talked about was how great and successful my brother is going to be. $250 down the drain. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother took 350 dollars from savings to go to a psychic. But it's okay though, because now I know I'm an "ancient soul from another dimension". An "ancient soul" who now has no money. FML
Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML
Today, after a risking my life on the way to Europe and saving every penny I made as an illegal worker to send home, I found out that my brother used the money to open a small business, get pretty successful, and is going to marry my all-time love. FML
Today, I could finally get a plane ticket to go see the girl I have been talking to for the past 5 months. Just as I told her the exciting news, she told me that she was no longer interested in me. Guess that's 800 dollars down the toilet. FML
Today, my mom started dipping into my college savings, just so she can continue throwing money away on visiting a medium who claims she can channel the spirit of our recently-deceased family dog. FML
Today, I found out my mom has literally spent all her savings sending money to some bullshit-peddling megachurch televangelist, who apparently told her that giving them money would ensure her future fortune. Tithings, my ass. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, I was selected to go on a business trip for the first time in over a decade. I called my brother about it, who then proceeded to call into question every single aspect of the trip, affirming that his wife did everything different on her trips. I had to hang up before he had me questioning my own employment. FML
Today, I finally convinced my mum to take me to a psychologist. As soon as he sat me down and asked me how I was doing, my mum burst into tears and went on a rant about how her life is terrible and she regrets everything. I was asked to sit in the waiting room. She used up my whole hour. FML
Today, my mom reached the lowest point of her midlife crisis. She convinced herself she's psychic and grounded me for something she "knows" I'm going to do. FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 31
I feel like your clairvoyant is telling you stop spending money on clairvoyants.
cuz803 46
It's a good thing the FML staff labeled this in the scam section. Maybe that will send you a sign. Instead of looking at hoaxes such as clairvoyance, hustle and grind to progress.
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Brightside86 31
I feel like your clairvoyant is telling you stop spending money on clairvoyants.
cuz803 46
It's a good thing the FML staff labeled this in the scam section. Maybe that will send you a sign. Instead of looking at hoaxes such as clairvoyance, hustle and grind to progress.
DoctorPALO 14
Perhaps you should have seen a medical professional or gotten a pet.
sirrubberduckie 37
Clairvoyant? Hell, I've got some magic beans I can sell you. They'll solve all your problems. Just tell me how much money you have and I'll tell you how much they cost.
kfchicken 31
a lot of people here are gonna be pretty mean. Its not uncommon for folks to do stuff like this when they feel like theyre stuck in a bad place. the reality of the situation is no one is going to tell you what the next right move is. I don't know what your situation is but seek advice from those close to you instead and go from there. if it's just about feelings get therapy if possible or find anonymous support groups if face to face isn't for you yet. regardless, I don't see how someone who sees the future can help your emotions get better anyway.
Jonkbaby 23
Sorry, OP. I understand the feeling. Prayer has worked for me
TexasKitten79 6
smfh. those people are frauds. your real fml should be "I fell for the clairvoyant b.s. and paid a phony."
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Yeah, I'm not gunna knock you for believing in these people, because honestly it's not any weirder than believing in religion. But, maybe you should get your money back because you didn't pay the bitch for your brothers fortune.
OnReceivingEnd 18
I'm not a clairvoyant and even *I* saw that coming a mile off. Anyone who takes money to see the future can only see what they're going to buy after lying to you.