By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 493
You deserved it 6 085

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No shower? No sex.

tylersign 11

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!


Meh -.-

No shower? No sex.

Yup, hell to the no.

no sex, no bed.

bitchslapped22 14

No bed, no sleep

DKjazz 20

No sleep, no problem.

No sleep, no soup for you.

Don't be silly, wash thay willie!

No soup, no poop

Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?


Torva_fml 16

57- faggot.

that's called slipping her the stinky salami

ashtonkay 7

Woah woah woah! Nnooooo bro. You bes wash your shit! That's it Jon, I'm tired of that smell.. What? No, that's not the same as having thunder down under. Jon get out. Get the fuck get out. You whomp.

SemperFi_23 6

Don't be a fool, clean your tool.

slushpup9696 12

Well OP apparently didn't notice until the boyfriend told her.

LexiMariee16 0

He said he doesn't shower, but that doesn't mean he can't take a bath; which would take somewhat more water than a normal shower, which is what OP is complaining about.

I think it's safe to infer he doesn't bath any form at all

His balls likely reek. How do you lay next to someone who smells like a spoiled butthole???

squidward smells...

IndiRae 9

That's weird... Whoever wrote their comment didn't finish. "Squidward smells---good"

CoolRainbowdash 15


At least he is saving money for you guys

tylersign 11

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!

I didn't know that Jesus took 3 showers a day.

MyLifeIsWierd 12

What if he takes baths?

Then he must be Bi.

Just pay the bill are you broke?

I notice most of your comments get thumbed down. You really suck...

maryam8869 7

19 / why being rude ?

chickenwalrus 14

25, why being- shut the fuck up

Dude, some people can't afford anything in this economy nowadays. Why are you being a jerk?

bfsd42 20

If you use the water, pay the damn bill. Otherwise you are a freeloader.

GuIts funny how people complain about our economy and not being able to afford stuff when over a billion people don't even have access to clean water. They also generally live on less than a dollar a day.

Its, not gults?! lol.

41- considering the government turned what should be a free resource into a monopoly, you sir can stfu.

Babyrobin001 0

U rlly r rude

katestrophic 6

I see a breakup in your future.

NoobHat 6

I don't. Maybe a shower though...?

Either a break-up/divorce or a lawsuit. That's how FML solves other people's problems for them: by suing, or divorcing...

For you not to notice then he must hide it well.

thebaconweave 0

A lot of deodorant and cologne works really well

GraveRobber14 13

16- Sounds like you speak from experience...

baby wipes do miracles

jvillan87 5

Yup. In the Army we call em field baths. Baby wipes FTW.