By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 463
You deserved it 6 077

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No shower? No sex.

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!

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Meh -.-

No shower? No sex.

Yup, hell to the no.

no sex, no bed.

No bed, no sleep

No sleep, no problem.

No sleep, no soup for you.

Don't be silly, wash thay willie!

No soup, no poop

Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

C-C-COMBO BREAKER

57- faggot.

that's called slipping her the stinky salami

Woah woah woah! Nnooooo bro. You bes wash your shit! That's it Jon, I'm tired of that smell.. What? No, that's not the same as having thunder down under. Jon get out. Get the fuck get out. You whomp.

Don't be a fool, clean your tool.

Well OP apparently didn't notice until the boyfriend told her.

He said he doesn't shower, but that doesn't mean he can't take a bath; which would take somewhat more water than a normal shower, which is what OP is complaining about.

I think it's safe to infer he doesn't bath any form at all

His balls likely reek. How do you lay next to someone who smells like a spoiled butthole???

squidward smells...

That's weird... Whoever wrote their comment didn't finish. "Squidward smells---good"

At least he is saving money for you guys

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!

I didn't know that Jesus took 3 showers a day.

What if he takes baths?

Then he must be Bi.

Just pay the bill are you broke?

I notice most of your comments get thumbed down. You really suck...

19 / why being rude ?

25, why being- shut the fuck up

Dude, some people can't afford anything in this economy nowadays. Why are you being a jerk?

If you use the water, pay the damn bill. Otherwise you are a freeloader.

GuIts funny how people complain about our economy and not being able to afford stuff when over a billion people don't even have access to clean water. They also generally live on less than a dollar a day.

Its, not gults?! lol.

41- considering the government turned what should be a free resource into a monopoly, you sir can stfu.

U rlly r rude

I see a breakup in your future.

I don't. Maybe a shower though...?

Either a break-up/divorce or a lawsuit. That's how FML solves other people's problems for them: by suing, or divorcing...

For you not to notice then he must hide it well.

A lot of deodorant and cologne works really well

16- Sounds like you speak from experience...

baby wipes do miracles

Yup. In the Army we call em field baths. Baby wipes FTW.