By jshibbz0993 - 23/11/2011 15:16 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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tylersign 11

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!

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bitchslapped22 14

No bed, no sleep

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eurekaroy 6

Can I wash my winky in your kitchen sinky?

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pyromania21 0

that's called slipping her the stinky salami

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ashtonkay 7

Woah woah woah! Nnooooo bro. You bes wash your shit! That's it Jon, I'm tired of that smell.. What? No, that's not the same as having thunder down under. Jon get out. Get the **** get out. You whomp.

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SemperFi_23 6

Don't be a fool, clean your tool.

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slushpup9696 12

Well OP apparently didn't notice until the boyfriend told her.

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LexiMariee16 0

He said he doesn't shower, but that doesn't mean he can't take a bath; which would take somewhat more water than a normal shower, which is what OP is complaining about.

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ambamm135 7

I think it's safe to infer he doesn't bath any form at all

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cheefer 0

His balls likely reek. How do you lay next to someone who smells like a spoiled butthole???

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IndiRae 9

That's weird... Whoever wrote their comment didn't finish. "Squidward smells---good"

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tylersign 11

Jesus christ, then you must shower like 3 times a day!

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eddeeezzyy 19

I didn't know that Jesus took 3 showers a day.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I notice most of your comments get thumbed down. You really suck...

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maryam8869 7

19 / why being rude ?

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chickenwalrus 14

25, why being- shut the **** up

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ilovebigtimerush 0

Dude, some people can't afford anything in this economy nowadays. Why are you being a jerk?

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bfsd42 20

If you use the water, pay the damn bill. Otherwise you are a freeloader.

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iam_yummylicious 12

GuIts funny how people complain about our economy and not being able to afford stuff when over a billion people don't even have access to clean water. They also generally live on less than a dollar a day.

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aceman1992 9

41- considering the government turned what should be a free resource into a monopoly, you sir can stfu.

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katestrophic 6

I see a breakup in your future.

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NoobHat 6

I don't. Maybe a shower though...?

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Right_Click 12

Either a break-up/divorce or a lawsuit. That's how FML solves other people's problems for them: by suing, or divorcing...

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clcbjj31 0

For you not to notice then he must hide it well.

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thebaconweave 0

A lot of deodorant and cologne works really well

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GraveRobber14 13

16- Sounds like you speak from experience...

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jvillan87 5

Yup. In the Army we call em field baths. Baby wipes FTW.

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