Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, I was joking to mom that at the rate I’m going I’ll have to start an OnlyFans to afford college next year. She shrugged like it was nothing because apparently prostitution got her through college and bought her her first house before she accidentally got pregnant with me. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
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goldfishgod 20
Listen to your mom, she has a point.
GRRSOM 7
Prositive influence
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Comments (144)
non_finisher 9
Wow...FYL OP
jerseyboy732 16
obviously your mom sees no potential for you in life. sorry op
micahsmommy 13
Your mum has watched Pretty Woman a few too many times I think. You might want to inform her most prostitutes don't ever meet a Richard Gere and live happily ever after.
vcapelo 19
Come to Denmark, prostitution is legal here!
linkinpark98 24
You live in a sad, sad place my friend.
pinky78711 5
Well people have differnt opinnions and if you havent been their dont judge
perdix 31
#19, Actually, Denmark is often ranked as the happiest country on Earth and it's always in the top 5.
j_cat187 20
Really? I heard Denmark has one of the highest suicide rates.
anarchistpunk 3
Well now we know why its one of the happiest places on Earth..Disneyland can suck it.
DjeePee 25
Prostitution should be legal in every country. Doesn't matter what you think about it, if a woman (or a man) is willing to have sex for money, a house or even a puppy, (s)he should be free to do so.
EmreArslan 11
Sorry but I have to do this... @32 it is there not their. That's completely wrong :( even if this is the internet.
downtime 13
19, Yeah, who wants to live in a place where people are free to make their own choices. What a sad pathetic place that country must be...and any other that offers "freedom". Bring back Saddam, he knew how to run a country...
writergirl23 19
42, no that may be the case but you should have a look at New Zealand's. I think we rank within the top 5 in the world or something ridiculous for that. And prostitution is illegal here I'm pretty sure. You don't see hookers in the street anyway
GoodLookingGeese 10
Denmark cooperated with hitler during WWII an killing lots of innocent - no wonder it's almost the happiest place on earth :(
downtime 13
102, And your point is?
EmreArslan 11
Obviously most of the money goes to the pimp... And I guess your mother wants you to be a prostitute so she can be your pimp xD
onlychildFTW 34
Not everyone needs a pimp. You can be a solo one, be your own boss!
twilightluvr101 4
78, sounds like you know from experience....and a lady pimp is actually called a Madam :-) just sayin :-)
katiekatlovesu 5
There's something wrong with your mom. Is she on medication?
Pentium_4 27
she speaking from experience?
br0ccoli 15
ORRR you hook up with an NBA player. You would have the perks, without the stigma. FYL golddiggers
RodderstheLegend 5
Yeah it's great. You get paid loads, the pimp get's the majority of this and a very likely scenario that you will be beaten, raped and involved in drugs at some point.
muFilter 19
Mmmm, drugs... Just kidding. Don't do drugs. Drugs are bad.
loserboii 11
Define a lot! Are we talking double, triple or quadruple digits?