Today, my mother told me it's okay to be a prostitute, as long as I make sure the clients pay a lot. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML
Today, I was joking to mom that at the rate I’m going I’ll have to start an OnlyFans to afford college next year. She shrugged like it was nothing because apparently prostitution got her through college and bought her her first house before she accidentally got pregnant with me. Um, WHAT? FML
Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML
Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
Today, my mother told me I looked like a hooker in my wedding dress. Thanks mommy. FML
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
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goldfishgod 20
Listen to your mom, she has a point.
GRRSOM 7
Prositive influence
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Comments (144)
ac11_fml 0
What a nice family moment
hateevryone 15
What type of mother is she? Encouraging her child to go down the wrong path!
yousodi 10
Now u can move to Ontario n be totally legit so even better :) actually ur mom already knows if your putting out get paid well for it you'll understand when your older and more bitter to :p
lil_wayne_kid1 0
Price range?
writergirl23 19
I wish I could have heard what you said that made her reply that.
GetPWN3D 0
Lmao! Well let's jump to conclusion ur mom might be a hoe :( sorry
babe7260 30
Omg wtf do these people call parenting anymore!!!! I sure hope you have other positive roll models!!!!
Lilion_fml 2
And the award for best mom goes to.......................
GlitterAngel 8
She's just warming up to tell you how you were conceived maybe?
cheerluv15 0
Mother knows best?