Pay Day By FML Videos - 11/09/2018 19:36 It's fun until the bills come. I agree, your life sucks 310 You deserved it 101 Share Tweet Share
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 84 099 You deserved it 20 907
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 659 You deserved it 1 813
Today, I realized that my brother is one of those people who comment on porn. I found out about it because he commented on my video. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 033 You deserved it 2 650
Today, after my husband bought our son a sword for Xmas, sure enough, I found a stab mark in my living room wallpaper, and the sword now has a bent tip. My son denies everything and my husband claims I’m overreacting by yelling. FML I agree, your life sucks 463 You deserved it 189
Today, the great deal on my new apartment has turned into a nightmare. I keep hearing extremely weird sounds almost every night, and when I tried taking pics of the place today, my camera's face recognition feature kept activating, but only in my bedroom. I'm scared shitless. FML I agree, your life sucks 66 618 You deserved it 4 918
Today, I got slapped in the face for stifling a yawn at my grandmother’s funeral. I wasn’t being disrespectful; I have a condition. FML I agree, your life sucks 660 You deserved it 117
Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 018 You deserved it 6 602
Today, I had the pleasure of listening to my mom tell me about how her and my dad's weight loss has helped them get more into it when they're being intimate. Suddenly I wish my parents were fat again. FML I agree, your life sucks 879 You deserved it 286