Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
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Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I overheard my mom’s boyfriend viciously berating and verbally abusing her. I got in his face and started yelling that he can’t talk to her that way. He stormed out and we haven’t heard from him since. Now my mom is pissed and wants to kick me out for “ruining” her relationship. Sorry I guess. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML
Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML
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ladyme_fml 0
hahahahahaha well, it's better that way. Do you really want to hear your mother's orgasms in the room next to the one you're in? I don't think so.
xKoga 0
Sounds like they use your bed as a special vacation area. :P
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Jen_J_the_J 0
u, wait 4 u to slip up so they can tut and tell u off because theyve stereotyped us and so hate everyone of us. i hate walking into starbucks and have adults turn round and if we sit beside them they roll their eyes or lean away because they dont want to b near teens who will probably just b loud like the rest of them. grow a pair
liveloveandownit 0
Or you could tell her, "How come the only time you even let me do anything is when you want to get your Tomb Raided?".
muffinsareyummy 1
So, your mom wants some privacy. Why is your life ******?
Sm90 0
You know it gets me thinking about why my mom is starting to do the same thing with me.
Phynix 0
i wouldnt consider this an fml, unless u mean from ur mothers point of view. I mean rly, how bad is it to leave the house every once in a while so that ur mom can satisfy her hormones? I suppose its not that great thinking about ur mom having sex, but rly, get over it. ur mom likes sex.
itatiannaR 0
People arent seeing the point, What if the OP didn't feel like leaving the house, what if they were busy doing something else. Its sad for a mother to kick her child out of the house just for sex, if she wants it that bad then SHE can GO to HIS house. My parents have never done that to me if they wanted a night away they would go rent a hotel room or something. If you want the house to your self all the time then don't have kids. FYL.
Cinn_fml 23
There's nothing wrong with the mum having her boyfriend over, the only thing wrong is how she chucked her kid out. If she'd poked her head into the room and mentioned he was coming over and that the OP might want to go out or something, then it would've been fine. It's the fact that she almost literally pushed them from the house.
itatiannaR 0
yeah i agree thats the part that irked me. That she nearly threw her child out the door.
Cinn_fml 23
Sorry, I thought you were complaining about the boyfriend rather than the rudeness. My bad. :)
gr3y_fml 1
How horrible for you that your mother has a life.
Jack_Mackerel 0
108, you're rather special, aren't you?
rainbowskittles 2
wow your moms a selfish bitch
Jack_Mackerel 0
106, you're unbelievably moronic. Please stop wasting oxygen.
Notastalker 0
giggity.