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Then get laid
Hey! There's nothing wrong with a good nanna nap. Also your hand is much cheaper and does a better job.
put a sign on your door saying "gtfo" ?
Don't be ashamed, that's pretty ******* clever. Lord knows I could've thought of this over the semester. Only people who put a sock on their door to try and impress others are pathetic. Meanwhile, people confident with their sexual status will put socks on other's doors and watch people freak out.
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that's actually really awesome, OP. I'd do the same thing xD
agreed ^
haha ^ win
I refuse to believe she wasn't molested by her father.
Yay for cruel assumptions! 8D Now me!!
Haha, I agree with 20, although he'll probably assume the same thing about me.
It really is not a big deal, except that when ur a guy tons of pressure comes from other men who are not virgins, and even from male relatives. I say this from experience, I was a virgin by choice till I was 18, and the most pressure I got from was from my dad and uncles, and of course my friends. Once I did though, I realized sex is way overrated, especially when meeting some nasty women who don't know the meaning of moderation and hygiene.
well I'm not assuming it's by choice, seeing how he/she posted a FML about pretending to be getting laid just to take a nap. that does suck, and hope they get laid by a decent member of the opposite sex. Also, I did wait for the right girl, she was also a virgin and we dated all my senior year which turned out to be my most awesome school year! lol but as soon as college came, sexual encounters went downhill due to hoes and tricks.
Hope you had a good nap.
While sleeping right?
19, the whole point was to take a peaceful nap. You're an idiot.
bruhh 19 was just suggesting, don't trip
38, stop exaggerating. The whole point of the FML was for OP to get a peaceful nap. Why suggest something that will prevent him from sleeping? It would have made more sense if you had said 'Play a tape recording of moans' or 'Play a porno movie'.
#41 And now while the battle distracts everyones, THAT'S ONE SEXY-ASS PICTURE!
*should have
44, are you stupid ? leave him alone damnn niigga you trippin balls
No. I meant it. ^ Guy above me, you're a moron.
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He can't get pussy because he's to busy sleeping with one sock on
Um. I'm sure Ur waiting for that significant other?
yea I think he should too
Well... I doubt they'd believe you anyway if there wasn't any noise coming from your room haha
...because a 14 year old knows a whole lot about the noises associated with sex. there is a such thing as a quiet quickie used to do it all the time in my dorm and nobody ever knee any different.
Okay, lay off with the age remarks. It's just rude. And so what if I know about a lot of stuff?
Whatever. Think what you want.
Eh, come on guys, everyones input should be accepted without bullshit criticism like that. Sure, find the humor or correct an obvious and stupid mistake, but have some class while doing so. Sam, don't worry, 'Too Yung' is just a name in China. xD Lolol, but seriously, would you be happier knowing us fourteen year olds knew every miniscule detail when it comes to sex or that we aren't sleeping around with every idiot we see?
She could be mute, and he could've been respecting that by not saying anything either. :D
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Nothing's wrong with being a virgin. (:
Your first time having sex should be a special thing. Save yourself for the one you truly love. There's absolutely no rush.