Today, my mother-in-law confessed that for the longest time, she had fantasies about killing me for "ruining" her daughter's life, basically because I'm not wealthy enough for my mother-in-law's standards. She made sure to let me know the situation hasn't changed at all. FML
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Today, my mother-in-law constantly threatens to commit suicide, unless my husband pays her bills. He told me I don’t care about his happiness because I told him he can’t keep giving in to her guilt trips. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, my mother straight up admitted that she would murder me if God told her to. FML
Today, I found out that in the past, my mother has paid or outright threatened my girlfriends into breaking up with me, because they were, "unsuitable trash not fit to be the mothers of my future grand babies." This explains why I’m 47 and have never married or had children. FML
Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML
Today, I witnessed my mother-in-law reach into my wife's purse and practically empty it out into her pocket. When I confronted her and called my wife into the room, both of them accused me of lying through my teeth, because I've always hated her. FML
Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML
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rieebee 23
Just smile at her. It will probably piss her off more than anything you say, and can't be used against you in a "do you know what he said to me" sort of way.
reggie_k_dwight 16
That'll make for interesting conversation at Christmas dinner… FYL OP
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poopface82 25
Maybe try making some more money, loser.
spoo 24
Ask her how much she wants to spend time with her grandkids, and to outline what type of home she will be put in
BirdMockingBlack 12
Let that bitch know you have the same fantasies concerning her. Keep her on her toes.
0neiros 14
A (still happily married) Friend of mine had this happen to him, minus the fantasies about murder, but basically "You ain't makin enough money therefore ain't good enough". He looked her dead in the eye and said "You mean I'm not making enough money for you to move in in a few years and support your fat ass. Too bad, because no matter how much money we have We'll NEVER be your ******* retirement plan. Leech off of one of your other kids stupid enough to put up with your Bullshit." Now 8 years later, He and his wife have great jobs, They can't have kids but that's ok as her stupid AND evil twin sister has pumped out half a dozen (by 5 separate absent and deadbeat dads), and Monster In Law is living in her shitty double wide being her Maid/Cook/Babysitter. Live Well OP, THAT is always the best revenge.
try1995 6
Some in-laws need to be punched in the mouth -_-
XKkim_ 16
Dont let her get in between you and your wife, and tell your wife if youre comfortable with it.