Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, after months of helping my mother with bills because she claimed she had no money, I found out she makes way more than what I do. She just wanted my money for alcohol and drugs. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I discovered that my mother has been stealing from me to cover her mountain of debt. I’m barely making ends meet as it is. When I confronted her, she had the gall to suggest I get a second job to support her. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, I finally confronted my mom for robbing me of my inheritance from my dad. Apparently she was justified in taking it because she "needed it to raise me" and "to keep a roof over our heads" as I was growing up. As a result, I'm an adult with no nest egg whatsoever. FML
Today, I found out that the $200 I reluctantly gave to my mother so she could rent a house was paid to a scammer. Now she wants to live with me, in my one bedroom apartment. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
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Top comments
C0deJunk1e 23
Tell her to write her own book.
l4urenz 23
Sounds like she's a bitch!
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Comments (92)
Acat321 5
Hahahahaha. No.
corky1992 33
I hope you didnt. She's the one who chose to have you. You don't owe her anything. I hate money craving people who take advantage of others for their money.
abpersonality 19
Hahaha nope.
dumdum1996 7
Congrats on your book being published op. Just tell her "sorry not sorry this is my accomplishment not yours I didn't spend all this time writing the book for you I deserve my royalties go fly a kite" at least that is what I would do
Nygma 14
I'd either walk out and break contact with her for a while or begin a shouting match with her regarding who the hell she thought she was. That is ridiculous. Congrats on your book though.
graphite01 15
Comgradulations on the book! and fyl on the "mother," sorry man.
littlefoott69 14
Haha as long as she pays the bill for therapy needed from her raising you
Ogechi 10
Good one
PhoenixChick 26
Ugh, that's a rough one. Bitch logic is amazing. "Oh, you're having some success? Give it all to me. Go live in a box in the street. I deserve everything you ever work for. And hey, where are my grandkids? I can spoil them- I'm expecting some money soon."
mexicano101 4
Wow your mom is a ****. Parenting isn't a job it's a responsibility
Xeivan 15
You told her to eat the biggest bag of dicks right???