By Notfamous - 02/12/2015 22:18 - United States - West Point

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
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C0deJunk1e 23

Tell her to write her own book.

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kaythanxbai 24

That's pretty shitty of your mom, but congrats on getting published!

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UserError94 18

Sounds like a royal Payin in the ass. *flies away

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Solano2580 24

Make sure you have every ounce of proof that you wrote it and you alone is buckled down and safe inside of a safe inside of 20 safes within a vault inside of the batcave just in case, as long as she can't cheat her way though your success all she can do is piss and moan.

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MandieL 27

Sucks about your mom, and don't worry, she has no leg to stand on. You don't need to give her jack shit. Congrats on the book! I'd like to know what it is called! I love me some reading :)

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ShleeG 23

Because it's your fault she spread her legs. Keep your money OP

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bonermonkey 31

wow, making someone feel guilty for being born is pretty low. she had you by choice and was legally obligated to care for you. if she didn't want that she shouldnt have had you.

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TheLastCenturion 19

Tell her she's going to owe you back anyway when you have to take care of her when she gets old.

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Libra1002 4

this literally speaks to me in so many ways

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worldclassrager 39

If that's how it always works no one would be able to make a living...not that you actually get much of a profit to begin with unless if flew off the shelves

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BigMeepers 20

Congrats on getting your book published, what's it called?

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