By Christina - 29/06/2012 05:31 - United States - Aurora

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Today, my mother decided to share with me that my father is impotent, and they hadn't had sex in a year and a half. Thanks, Mom. I can never unhear that. FML
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KBeatz 5

It's moments like this when the neuralyzer from Men in Black would be legit.

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plaguer 26

I'm sure your father would be more upset to know that you know. Better to only hear about it than actually have it done to you.

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IcedJesus 5

It's better then her saying they do it like rabbits..

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Myo_fml 20

This FML isn't about you, OP it's about your parents. They have a serious problem to work out and all you can do is bitch about it?Something like this ends marriages. We're not going to hold a pity party for you.

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happysmartg 5

Oh come on. My mom's told me worse.

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eman1972 4

Wow. I sure wish I could meet your mom.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Would you prefer to picture the two of them ******* like bunnies?

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The_F3rris 11

At least you didnt hear them doing it

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DeadBitch 5

Woah. Iknow how you feel,my mum thinks its okay to discuss her monthly cycles with me and then talk about them with other people while I'm still in the room. :I

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lovepandorasaver 11

Sorry mom, you thought your daughter could share empathy with your problems. I would rather hear this than knowing my parents banged the second I walked out the door growing up, but I still was happy that they were happy.

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