Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it...

By Anonymous - 16/7/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML

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By heyyou1203 | 0

#400989 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:04

ha ha, that's totally something that would happen to me, too! or like when you go streaking and smartasses take your clothes. Congrats for getting some, sorry about the stupid punks!! hope you didn't get arrested for public indecency.

By Jimboom | 11

#401027 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:20

What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around?
Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

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By heyyou1203 | 0

#400989 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:04

silvermoonstar3 | 2

#401350 - Thursday 16 July 2009 15:27

They aren't stupid punks. What's stupid is stripping in public. It's even more stupid, to then leave your clothes and not pay attention so someone can notice and take them. Next time, go to a nude beach, or stay inside. I hope you got arrested, dumbass!

spoo | 24

#401530 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:18

FYL, im glad you took a chance to enjoy life beyond the prudes hitting YDI

lazorzpewpew | 0

#406299 - Saturday 18 July 2009 0:25

People like silvermoonstar3 is the reason we can't have nice things. :(

Icalasari | 0

#412136 - Monday 20 July 2009 2:53

I thought the reason was people who sue over trivial things? D:

StarElise | 0

#595552 - Wednesday 30 September 2009 11:57

#46 - i completely agree : )

Pinkolulooo | 0

#919486 - Saturday 6 March 2010 20:16

Hahahahaha FAVOURITE xD

moodyreallyrocks | 27

#4800379 - Saturday 11 August 2012 7:29

Just imagine if there clothes were just misplaced..LOL!

By Nemesis2747 | 4

#400991 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:05

Had some fun though didnt ya?

By fill_luvs_choc | 0

#400995 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:06

ha ha ha!
soudns better than a movie!
dnt get why u didnt just run home or somes thing, take a back street insted of going RIGHT into town?
still sucks to be you!

By Battledog5006 | 0

#401023 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:19

YDI dont go into public when drunk

patrickhb | 0

#401172 - Thursday 16 July 2009 13:38

Ever heard of bars, clubs, pubs? Are you seriously saying you shouldn't drink in public?

SirAwesome | 0

#401267 - Thursday 16 July 2009 14:29

I remember when I was 12 years old too.

JazzHandsFML | 28

#6258695 - Friday 10 April 2015 20:38

don't go into a park drunk then bang really

By Jimboom | 11

#401027 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:20

What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around?
Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

lazorzpewpew | 0

#406309 - Saturday 18 July 2009 0:27

I believe "fooling around" is a lot more fun without clothes... no, it really is ;)

By Seti_fml | 0

#401035 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:23

at least you had someone to walk back with. It makes it not quite as bad!

still i hate people who steal shit

regalarius | 0

#401282 - Thursday 16 July 2009 14:39

I agree -- at least neither of you were alone, that would have been more embarrassing!

By akiro525 | 3

#401038 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:25

its one of those things you have to di before you die.

By asb1234561 | 0

#401047 - Thursday 16 July 2009 12:31

Unless you got married while you were drunk you are unholy in the eyes of the lord and you shall be punished by eternal hellfire. YDI.

divineinstrument | 2

#401189 - Thursday 16 July 2009 13:55

Bring it on!

Plus, heaven sounds kinda dull really. Sitting around in the clouds for all eternity praising God? Er no thanks. I'm going to the Fourth Circle of Hell where you spend all of eternity fighting people that are just as angry as you.

olisykes_ | 0

#401199 - Thursday 16 July 2009 13:58

Ok #9
People like you really need to stop commenting on forums like these.
It really depresses me when people convey how easily brain-washed and narrow minded they are. People like you. Fuck off please.

cheesefest | 0

#401301 - Thursday 16 July 2009 14:52

I'm still trying to figure out whether Douchius Maximus (#9) up here is joking or not...

posampo | 0

#401320 - Thursday 16 July 2009 15:03

well according to southpark heaven is full of mormons, give me hell anyday

ZuRG_fml | 7

#401342 - Thursday 16 July 2009 15:24

Please do not feed the troll.

MrKrypt | 0

#401546 - Thursday 16 July 2009 16:21

Premarital sex ftw

genius_man16 | 0

#402004 - Thursday 16 July 2009 18:23

#27 has the right idea

4th level of hell FOR THE FUCKING WIN

and premarital sex is indeed for the win

divineinstrument | 2

#402196 - Thursday 16 July 2009 19:37

I'll see you there then!

Jade333_fml | 0

#404151 - Friday 17 July 2009 8:45

nicely put

thestash | 0

#405833 - Friday 17 July 2009 22:01

your an ass fuck go shove a dildo up your narrow minded church going ass

lazorzpewpew | 0

#406337 - Saturday 18 July 2009 0:32

It seems that outside of ZuRG, the rest of the responders to #9 are left completely out of the loop. Repent, my children and embrace the werd of Lord!