By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 06:15 - United States

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Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I decided it was a good idea to go off into the park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park, when a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML
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Jimboom 11
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What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around? Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

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heyyou1203 0
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ha ha, that's totally something that would happen to me, too! or like when you go streaking and smartasses take your clothes. Congrats for getting some, sorry about the stupid punks!! hope you didn't get arrested for public indecency.

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heyyou1203 0
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ha ha, that's totally something that would happen to me, too! or like when you go streaking and smartasses take your clothes. Congrats for getting some, sorry about the stupid punks!! hope you didn't get arrested for public indecency.

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silvermoonstar3 3
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They aren't stupid punks. What's stupid is stripping in public. It's even more stupid, to then leave your clothes and not pay attention so someone can notice and take them. Next time, go to a nude beach, or stay inside. I hope you got arrested, dumbass!

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spoo 24
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FYL, im glad you took a chance to enjoy life beyond the prudes hitting YDI

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lazorzpewpew 0
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People like silvermoonstar3 is the reason we can't have nice things. :(

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Icalasari 0
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I thought the reason was people who sue over trivial things? D:

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StarElise 0
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#46 - i completely agree : )

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Pinkolulooo 0
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Hahahahaha FAVOURITE xD

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moodyreallyrocks 27
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Just imagine if there clothes were just misplaced..LOL!

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Nemesis2747 4
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Had some fun though didnt ya?

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fill_luvs_choc 0
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ha ha ha! soudns better than a movie! dnt get why u didnt just run home or somes thing, take a back street insted of going RIGHT into town? still sucks to be you!

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Battledog5006 0
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YDI dont go into public when drunk

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patrickhb 0
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Ever heard of bars, clubs, pubs? Are you seriously saying you shouldn't drink in public?

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SirAwesome 0
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I remember when I was 12 years old too.

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JazzHandsFML 28
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don't go into a park drunk then bang really

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Jimboom 11
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What are you? Like 15? And why do you have to take off all your clothes to fool around? Still.. at least you were still drunk so naked streaking would be in your abilities to pull off.

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lazorzpewpew 0
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I believe "fooling around" is a lot more fun without clothes... no, it really is ;)

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Seti_fml 0
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at least you had someone to walk back with. It makes it not quite as bad! still i hate people who steal shit

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regalarius 0
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I agree -- at least neither of you were alone, that would have been more embarrassing!

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akiro525 3
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its one of those things you have to di before you die.

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asb1234561 0
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Unless you got married while you were drunk you are unholy in the eyes of the lord and you shall be punished by eternal hellfire. YDI.

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divineinstrument 2
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Bring it on! Plus, heaven sounds kinda dull really. Sitting around in the clouds for all eternity praising God? Er no thanks. I'm going to the Fourth Circle of Hell where you spend all of eternity fighting people that are just as angry as you.

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olisykes_ 0
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Ok #9 People like you really need to stop commenting on forums like these. It really depresses me when people convey how easily brain-washed and narrow minded they are. People like you. Fuck off please.

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cheesefest 0
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I'm still trying to figure out whether Douchius Maximus (#9) up here is joking or not...

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posampo 0
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well according to southpark heaven is full of mormons, give me hell anyday

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ZuRG_fml 7
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Please do not feed the troll.

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MrKrypt 0
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Premarital sex ftw

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genius_man16 0
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#27 has the right idea 4th level of hell FOR THE FUCKING WIN and premarital sex is indeed for the win

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divineinstrument 2
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I'll see you there then!

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thestash 0
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your an ass fuck go shove a dildo up your narrow minded church going ass

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lazorzpewpew 0
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It seems that outside of ZuRG, the rest of the responders to #9 are left completely out of the loop. Repent, my children and embrace the werd of Lord!

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miquonranger03 0
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Shouldn't you be under a bridge or something, mumbling Bible quotes under your breath at unsuspecting townspeople?

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Pastor_Rich 0
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sins of the flesh..... ydi

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bexox 0
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... are awesome! :)

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b2ac 0
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Erotic nightmares to treasure forever.

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mikakarie 0
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well that sucks.

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