My mom told me that since she hit menopause she had difficulty getting aroused. I feel for ya op.

How would you have this done to you?

Better to hear about impotence than to have it

Oh. My. Poor you, OP. I can see why this would be disturbing. In my house, terms like that are banned. After reading this FML, I'm very thankful for it.

That thing would come in handy in a ton of life situations to do with parents or just awkward conversations you had with girls/guys. Set it for like 30mins or something. And be all good for life.

I dont understand... Do u cringe at the thought of ur dad not having sex? What abt this is disturbing...

As always fuckin love you kbeatz your comments never disappoint me

I dont understand why parents feel the need to...fornicate while children are around

Seriously, what are they supposed to do with the kids when they want to "fornicate?" Just because you have kids does not mean you are DEAD! Sex is a great stress-reliever. Without it, I predict many kids would be the recipients of the pent up frustration...

But they could still at least wait until the kids are at school or at least not right next door to their bedroom...

If anyone said that to me I'd need a therapist never mind my parents

My mom does the first part you were talking about. O.o. I don't really mind though, I just kind of ignore it.

I completely agree. :)

A picture is worth a thousand words. Or in this case a burned in image of an event you whitenessed. but let's face it. More awkward is your mum walking in on you having sex with someone. Because shell always want to talk about it after. Or while your still in bed.

My eyes and head hurt while reading this.

By typing this down you make it even harder to forget. And also this should be an FML for your mom, not you.

She's OP's mother. Listening to OP's issues is her job. Loading hers onto her daughter isn't.

Your dad is having sex with other women then. She just doesn't know it.

Your parents are lying then, either because it's awkward for them or they don't think you're ready to hear about it. And if they don't have sex, they still masturbate. Enjoy that mental image.

I believe she is just saying that so she doesn't scar you for life lol

I don't see why this is so shocking. Some people and some religions forbid sex for any purpose but child making. And you need to go see a bunch of people and get permission to have sex. (I know because my aunt is one of them).

I'm pretty sure the only people with the will power to do that are either closeted gays, asexual, or simply don't counts things like 69ing, etc.

89, while I agree that it's rare and it won't surprise me if some or even lots (though not all) who claim to do this are actually still having sex. But some of these religions (like Hara Krishna, sorry I'm sure I botched that spelling) require you to be very devoted and as such they follow practically everything to the letter.

Why should the child be the one looking to help their parents sex lives!? Thats just weird.