Miscellaneous: Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my...

By ana9 - 12/01/2009 15:56 - France

Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 6 844

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By TooShort - 03/05/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 364

You deserved it 8 609

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 01:02 - United States

Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 849

You deserved it 3 174

By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 864

You deserved it 9 638

By morg2000 - 17/02/2009 23:23 - Mexico

Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 579

You deserved it 3 166

By Anonymous - 29/06/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 294

You deserved it 8 336

By NotSoYoung - 17/06/2009 16:35 - Canada

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 812

You deserved it 70 668

By Unloved. - 15/09/2009 10:09 - New Zealand

Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 052

You deserved it 9 731

By ShellShocked - 30/03/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML

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You deserved it 3 063

Buy your own then!

By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 14:00 - Germany - Bad Frankenhausen

Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 314

You deserved it 2 162

By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 179

You deserved it 851

vvtumblesbee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 4:30

that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!

Kulawend 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:41

Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!

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BlooCheese 6

Wednesday 15 July 2009 18:18

OMG lucky bitch! As a child, Mickey Mouse was my favorite cartoon character! I agree with everyone here that is bad ass and defiantly not a FML. FYL for not loving Mickey XD

Dillon13 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:25

Dude, that's ******* awesome!

NoahLou 0

Friday 31 July 2009 8:41

Maybe you need to start cooking your own food.

tangerine_12 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:14

get over it. i know someone who is 31 and would LOVE those, considering she loves disney, and mickey the most.

blobxmaster13 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 7:09

u gotta problem wit mickey?

MoooMooMooMooMoo 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 13:06

That's awesome, stop complaining, someones a whiny little bitch today =/

Rach_star 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 20:41

Hahahahahaha, sameeeee!

PhillyFox 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:27

So? I'm 23 and I'd be thrilled over that. You're just being whiny.

how_to_implode 17

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:03

That's cute. Get over it.

scarycottonasdf 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 21:42

I think this should be a MLIG, Not an FML!!

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Same thing different taste

Buy your own then!

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