Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
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vvtumblesbee 0
that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!
Kulawend 0
Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!
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mellowyellowww 0
i agreeee with some others.. are youuuu kidding?! i'd be so pumped! and i'm 21! hahahha :]
drv7788 0
Yea as an aspiring Disney Imagineer I would have to say that is incredibly cool
MefBezTufel 0
what's so bad about it? it's great. i'd love to have such burger (i'm 23) FML is that you are 19 and your mother still has to buy you burgers. haven't you ever tried to buy it yourself?
may_cause_fail 0
I'd love to have a Mickey Mouse burger. :[ In fact, I just went to Disney World for the first time last month and I'm 18.
soccer4lifeee 0
why is that a bad thing?! like seriously i just went to disneylandd like 2 weeks ago for a school trip without any parents and i had a mickey mouse shaped ice creamm and it would of been amazingg to to have mickey burgers, and its also cute that its from your mum. :)
OhFiddleSticks 0
Someone's selfish.... At least she got you food.
Hero_Unit 0
thats awesome man. i wish my mom would buy me cartoon shaped burgers.
greeneggsnsam 0
...i want one.
crashTRAGIC 0
omg wow! my mum wont even buy me food in any unatural shape....i got super psyched once cos she brought home billy bear meat....i was 17 n stood with my 20yr old boyf but who cares it was a magical moment
patraojun 0
DUDE!!!.. IT'S A BURGER!!!