ana9
France
Today, my mother bought me Mickey Mouse shaped burgers for my dinner. I'm 19. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
TooShort
United States
Today, I walked into a restaurant with my parents to celebrate my Mom's birthday. They immediately got a kid's menu and crayons out for me. I'm 15. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
morg2000
Mexico
Today, I went out to dinner with my family. I was given a kids menu when the hostess sat us down. I'm 24. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
NotSoYoung
Canada
Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML
Unloved.
New Zealand
Today, I had dinner with my family in celebration of my 19th Birthday. I've been hinting that I need a new laptop for months now and I was sure my family had bought me one. I have got a pair of slipper socks. FML
ShellShocked
United States
Today, I turned 18. My parents got me a pineapple and a pair of socks. I'm allergic to pineapple, and the socks are too small. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Not a wife guy
Today, I went to a restaurant with my mother, where the waiter complimented my "wife". I'm not 18, and she's over 40. FML
Anonymous
Bad Frankenhausen, Germany
Buy your own then!
Today, I asked my mom to buy me new shorts. She bought fluffy bubble shorts. I'm a 20 year-old guy. FML
Top comments
vvtumblesbee 0
that's pretty sweet! i'm 23 and i would love mickey burgers!
Kulawend 0
Lame. Everyone knows that kids all over the world love dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, not Micky Mouse burgers!
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Comments (140)
spoo 24
wish i had someone feeding me. :o
anonymous_user 0
so? trust me, when your young and trying to be "cool," you miss out on the things that really are cool, like dinasaur chicken nuggets and mickey mouse burgers. :)
anonymous_user 0
is it just me, or are alot of people on here from england? or something? because im from chicago and hav never heard anyone say "mum" in real life....
_DeadPixels_ 0
You've heard people say "mom", though, right? It's the same thing. Only in places like the UK, it's spelt with a "u". It's also pronounced the same way. (Well, differing with accents, of course. With my Northern Irish accent, they sound the same...) I'd love a Mickey Mouse burger :3
Jbiebs82 0
I live in Oklahoma and I say mum
easylazy 0
All my mom's every given me this year is Mickey Mouse underwear, and I'm a 54 year old guy.
Alice_Cullen7 0
So?? I would be so happy! At least better then my dad he walks me to school. Im in grade 8. Thats high school.
zebradude 0
that's middle school. 9th grade is high school.
DonovanE 0
That's awesome! I want mickey burgers! Not an FML mate
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
I would love that ! x)
silly_kate 0
that..........is...............so..................*******..................BADASS!!!!!! i wish my mum would do that for me!!!!
coopert28 0
OH MY GOD!! My hamburgers were shaped like mickey mouse!!! My life is sooo ******! Did you ever think she was doing it as a joke or something? Not a FML
crimewavekristin 0
PSHHHHHHHHHHH i wish my mom brings me home mickey mouse shaped burgers! i would be so happy! so quit complaining >.