Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
Well, that's an image you are never going to get out of your head... Sorry OP!
Greenguy9 8
That's disgusting.
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Comments (98)
Thunderlaxus 10
MID. LIFE. CRISIS.
NathanielHRH927 5
Wtf
pensacolalady 10
Yuck!
ladybugz23 13
I would leave house to let them have their funs lol seem they have good marriage
aimzskee 30
It is always horrible seeing family members naked.
wawa_sxm 15
This is the result of american culture.....violence is ok but never show nudity thats sinful