Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
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Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
Well, that's an image you are never going to get out of your head... Sorry OP!
Greenguy9 8
That's disgusting.
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Comments (98)
mld4657 28
hey their nakedness brought you into this world.
KingLewisII 34
Their nakedness can take you out. Wait eww
alanharvey15 13
I feel sorry for you and your going to need some super bleach to get rid of the image
soFREAKINrandom 4
Just some good fashioned family bonding!
RedPillSucks 33
For some reason I was thinking extended family in the pool. I guess you didn't get a woody thinking about it.
Szaszaspasz 26
They actually had to ask?!
shadows666 5
wow...
Phanny141 5
Well, it's really their pool, not the 'family' pool, as I doubt you pay any of the mortgage or utilities, so they should be able to do whatever they want in it. The best you can reasonably ask for without being an entitled teenage prude is that they warn you next time they want to have a nude swimming session so you can temporarily vacate the premises.
rockydify 22
I totally agree! Parents shouldn't have to give up on what they like doing just because it makes their teenager uncomfortable. (Unless of course they're actually causing harm). People these days need to get over their squeamishness about nudity.
Axel5238 29
How does them being uncomfortable seeing there parents naked make them a prude? Some are more comfortable with it than others, but no one wants too see there family members naked and asking them to be discreet does not mean they are a prude. I personally, wouldn't want to walk in on any of my family members naked. Judging by the FML I'm getting the impression they aren't skinny dipping at night, but during the day. IF that's the case it potentially make the neighbors really uncomfortable especially if it is in broad day light.
rockydify 22
And what was your answer?
allipurrr 10
I'm pretty sure they are naked under the suits you insist they wear. . . Oh and they kinda pay for there to Be a pool. . .
interesting33 37
true but I still think they could accept that OP is not comfortable with the nakedness issue
Thunderstruck14 30
Or OP could just accept that humans are allowed to be naked in their pools. They're not hurting anyone. Its natural. For example, I don't like feet. I prefer when people wear socks. But if someone wants to be barefoot, they can do that. And if I don't like it, its my problem, not theirs. People are allowed to have their freedom.
mclovin22897 15
that is just common sense as to why you "disliked" their nakedness.