Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
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Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML
Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML
Today, while at a family reunion, my parents kept bringing up horrible things I did when I was about 4-6 years-old that I've been trying to forget for decades. After a while, I just stormed out. When I came back in the room, my dad had the nerve to ask me why I left and why I wasn't talking to him. FML
Today, my family and I attended a pool party. I never learned to swim, so I didn't bring a suit. When someone asked why I wasn't in the pool, my sister replied in a loud voice, "She's on her period and didn't want the pool to get dirty!" Thanks. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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beaglegal 42
Well, that's an image you are never going to get out of your head... Sorry OP!
Greenguy9 8
That's disgusting.
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Comments (98)
MysteryGuest214 10
Ugh. Notice how the people you might like to see nude in public are never nude in public. Also, ugh. Parental nudity. My mom went through a nude phase when we were kids. We're in our 60's and my brother is still bitter about it.
TabooSushi 24
Are they IN FRONT OF YOU when they do this, or are they just skinny dipping when you aren't home? If it's the former, okay, I can see how that might be a bit too much for you. If it's the latter and you just happened to find out, well... Then you really have no space to complain. It's THEIR pool on THEIR property, they have every right to do whatever they want in it (within sanitary reason). Honestly, a bathing suit isn't much of a difference from being nude in most cases, all they do is cover the private bits. So unless they're doing it right in front of you, I suggest you try to get over it. People here talking about skin shedding and hairs falling out: Do you think that a swimsuit magically stops this from happening? Because I've got news for you: It doesn't. There are hairs and skin cells on your head, arms, legs, everywhere on your body. You are literally COVERED in hair and skin. Like it or not, you're swimming in your own (and everyone else's, if it's a public pool) shed hair and skin, and there is nothing you can do about it. Happy swimming!
siggy_mcsigx 22
My parents definitely have done that. Not with me there. Even if they did I would probably lie back, close my eyes and tan and ignore them. Why be offended by someone else's nudity? Especially people you've lived with your entire life...
ChelzTheWolfGirl 29
Can she really not think of the answer on her own? Sorry for that mental image Op.
DylanHasClass 17
That would make me puke
vikky538 29
some things cannot be unseen in life.. sorry OP...
Nederlander95 14
I've seen all 3 of my brothers and both parents naked so many times, I don't understand this queasiness. If my mom wants an opinion from my dad on a dress, she'll change in the kitchen. If I forget a towel, I walk downstairs and get it. My older brother literally walks around the kitchen naked. It's just bodies, and you live with your family more than anyone else (obviously). I guess it's just a European thing.
little_one1 14
Could it possibly be because you don't want to see your dad's bologna pony floppin' around everywhere, along with her melted gum drops?
bpickett18 16
If you saw them, then I'm sorry. otherwise, grow up. nothing wrong with your parents skinny dipping and if you think its gross then ive got news for ya. the water touches their junk even when clothed and the chlorine would kill any bacteria anyway.
supersitter 11
Been there. Sorry OP, it sucks.