Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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Comments (184)
pdoom 0
That's just immature, especially from a parent.
bludie_scab 0
by the way this is my all time favorite fmylife posts!!!...every time some one says **** you to me...i always use your moms response...i have no clue whats up with parents these days...BUT THIS was Quite Hilarious!
jeremy_m24 0
The only reason I think you deserved that response was, when you say f you to someone, you have to figure they're gonna make that comeback!
introdlate 0
that's awful and immature. clearly she needs some help handling this. therapy, pflag, etc... or maybe you can think of something. good luck conquering her intolerance and lack of class
eat_it 0
That older generation just can't handle "The Gay" like ours....
smurf_diddy_m 0
oh man i no how u feel. my mom hates the fact that i have a gf and telling her was a different story. i told her straight up im a lesbian and she was like so u like girls and i was like yes then she got up and walked out the door and didnt talk to me for like a month
Dimaranien 1
jeez, how rude and twisted
Anonymice_fml 0
What kind of awful person would say that to their own child? That's the stuff of nightmares. No one really wants to sleep with their own parents... :(
ShadowlessSpear 21
"No one"
softball10 0
this FML is the reason i am addicted to this site, i love you for this. =)
kat0ria 0
LOL omg dying here. xD