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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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i_love_nick 0

Friday 27 February 2009 2:57

thats so not cool p.s. i heard this one on kroq ,the kevin and bean show

kitfox 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 13:22

Lesbian does not equal molester/***** anything once:er. Uncool of your mom not to get that. But hey, that's when you say "Yes! I knew you understood me!"

jumi_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 13:33

moms who have a lot of things to say usually don't mean it. the more they hold back, the more it'll hurt later. she'll crack through later when the time comes. for now, i gotta say that really does suck. feel better. :)

crazygirl_157ga 1

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:30

I would pay big money to see that I am a lesbian as well...I would love to see that! But my MOM said that excat thing to me to when I told my mom and my sister '**** You'

ddrfunkmaster 0

Friday 6 March 2009 5:02

wow. milf.. haha jkjk jkjkjk that suckss hope the best for you

Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:42

What a close-minded bitch.

unbelievable1 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:47

ouch.

feduplife 0

Monday 9 March 2009 0:14

freudian nightmare right there.

jellopuddingpoop 0

Monday 9 March 2009 12:43

damn girl i'm sorry :[

Vincenzo_fml 1

Friday 13 March 2009 5:27

You know what they say, incest is best, put your mother to the test.

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