Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML
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Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for trying to return a shopping cart to the cart corral. She then forced me to leave it in the parking lot. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I noticed that my mom had been hiding all my leggings and yoga pants from me. Upon asking her, she admitted that she was jealous that my butt is bigger than hers, and that when I wear those types of pants, it's like I'm "rubbing it in". FML
Today, my mom made me go shopping with her. It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do. By the time we drove home she was whining about freezing to death, and now I'm stuck in a house whose heating is set to "inferno". FML
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML
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nodeathtoall 19
Point out that you wouldn't need to take hers if she stopped taking yours
l4urenz 23
Oh the irony!
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Comments (45)
GamerG0DDESS 29
My dad is a really petite guy, he steals all my hoodies and sweatshirts and then wears them to work (he's a sheet metal worker) I just stopped getting hoodies and sweatshirts as they all get destroyed. So, I understand how it is; hopefully your mom doesn't do it again after you explain to her your case.
JKPwnage 27
Call her out.
Tannasgh 22
Corrected by gainful employment
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
What's yours is mine. What's mine is my own.
seanixjayde 14
I hate it when parents do that! Things like this make me glad that I'm not the same size as my mom and stepmom lol
ulissey_fml 22
You need to lay down the rules for the two of you. She does not own you and as you grow up you are more and more your own person. But maybe she asked you before taking your items,rather than going through things in your closet in your absence. If she did just that however, put it to her, but not in the heat of an argument.
zarrganaut 17
My sister used to do this. Then when she moved out of our parents' house, she gave me all of her clothes. Like what?
8djht8 19
You're in her house you should be grateful. All parents are hypocritical, get the message.
BestPosts 2
I would have just said,"sorry I was just looking for my sweater. Thanks for hearing it up for me"
tigershark44 8
Yeah my stepmom yells at me for that too.