Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Comments (167)
Mads_1234 28
Just tell her you just want her to be happy, and that it might be a good idea to be single for a while...
Kiki242 19
The 7th time cuts the deepest.
brackaman 18
I think the 8th might give the 7th a run for it's money.
spoo 24
Hehe call every future date Henry
Razell 13
"I'm getting married to the widow next door, she' been married seven times before"
Tezoma 28
I can't help but wonder how long these relationships last and how much money she's spent on the weddings and divorces. Sounds like a hassle.
TylerBurden 21
Wow.. I don't know what to say. This is crazy imo. Some people just can't be in a healthy marriage. Unfortunately.
TML329 14
At least she wasn't widowed 7 times
nanxi 30
Under mysterious circumstances ;)
doctorhook86 25
20: I suspect it was that suspicious looking cat wearing the disguise.
lylee001 6
Well she would have 7 lots of inheritance
klutz44 28
That's a Lifetime movie I would watch!
willbur73q 7
You know, some people aren't lucky and marry a loser or even two, but 7? You know what they say: if it's not working, you're not working.
gracehi 33
Your comment reminds me of that new Taylor Swift song, "Maybe I'm the Problem." OP's mom should have a listen.
Coop817 19
8th times the charm
xRezSynn 15
So you know not to take relationship advice from her.
annie_nk 23
Seven? Really?! Does she even get to know them before she says "I do"?
Enslaved 38
Then I'm done done, on to the next one Done done, and I'm on to the next one Guess she took marriage advice from the-- Foo Fighters.
cmac86 24
that guinuinely made me laugh.
VannahJane 17
More the merrier