Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Comments (167)
prettyinpink03 11
Looks like the lawyer can get that pool.
Zoey5683 17
I cant imagine what goes through the lawyers head if she goes to the same one each tome..
muffinXmonster 12
no that lucky son of a bitch is getting a lake
Zoey5683 17
Lol. You're right. XD
Mkymouse 2
Like they say if you first don't succeed try try again. Then try try try try try try again
Enslaved 38
*HereWeGoAgain on my own Goin' down the only road I've ever known, Like a drifter I was born to walk alone And I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time
stanforda97 9
Your name is perfect for this post!
catanita 18
Do you receive Christmas presents from all 7 ?
HowieDoIt 21
Taking a leaf out of Ross gellar's book, I see
muffinXmonster 12
maybe she said the wrong name at the altar too, like Ross did
skyeyez9 25
Divorces are expensive! Why would she do that 7 times?
doglover100 29
7th time is not the charm
r8drray 2
I would be willing to bet that drugs, alcohol or infidelity played a role in all of her relationships... She needs to start a relationship with a therapist!!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Don't be silly. That was husband #5
mrperspire 4
Maybe she should try getting to know the person better, instead of going on a few dates and tying knot.