Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Comments (167)
sig4life 18
Obviously she doesn't believe in sex before marriage. She needs to learn how to rent for a little while and stop rushing to buy.
Sammitheshit 10
Ya know.. 8th time the charm!!(;
suspiciousspider 4
Sounds like my aunt. We actually measure time by which guy she was with when the event took place
baba01_fml 17
I have a good feeling about her 8th husband
Ray_of_midnight 23
I thought Liz Taylor was dead.
SRU_Toronto 5
does it run in the family
RedPillSucks 33
So, does she get alimony from each husband? I have no idea how the law works. She's a serial polygamist? Sounds like her husbands need to form a support group.
akiahara 14
Polygamy has nothing to do with a series of monogamous relationships. If anything, she's a serial monogamist with taste or commitment issues. Or just a wishy washy, selfish lady.
RedPillSucks 33
It was humor. Not all comments have to be serious. I know the definition of polygamy and monogamy.
shrdlu 28
I didn't even realize how many times my ex-wife had already been married until after I'd married her. Interestingly enough, in all the cases including mine, it was the husband who filed for divorce.
trollburger_fml 4
I would love to see the next gentlemans face, who is going to start dating your mother, when she tells him that she's been married 7 times. Plus, a question for you would be - which one of the 7 fine men is your father?
maddygirl820 10
How can you keep track?