Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Comments (167)
WhatYouMean 4
No disrespect, or maybe just a little, but YO' MOMMA A HOE!!!
Gatebreaker 5
She's gonna go for an even number. 8-10
Draymrgn 2
So your mom can get married and divorced seven times but gay gay marriage is what will destroy the sanctity of marriage?? Give me a break
tabletoplady 11
Is your mom Elizabeth Taylor?
nasaboyinspace 14
how does this get in but my post about a dog biting my **** didn't
Geary519 20
your moms a gold digger!
SadWIZARD123 1
Tell your mom there's a discount 8 divorces get one free
soldierofchrist 8
maybe she should try being gay
blackwidowtaco 31
Maybe she's just one of the very few women who doesn't put up with men's bullshit. & once the men she's with start reaching that point, she gets tired of it & has divorce papers drawn up. That or she's a black widow.
Dwidge 14
I love how this is legal, but gay marriage still isn't where I live.