Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Comments (167)
Xena_fml 5
Is your mom's name Elizabeth Taylor?
babeababe 16
It's crazy that the law allows someone to get married 7 times. But it won't allow gays to marry each other.
dangousity 21
No one wants her
meegal 12
And they're worrying about gays ruining the "sanctity of marriage". It's sad that 2 people who are truly in love can not marry yet Britney Spears was married for literally 2 days. Also ever heard of a prenuptial agreement? If someone doesn't know what that is i'll give a short definition. Basically it's saying that when 2 people get married, if by chance they happen to divorce, neither gets a penny from the other person. They don't divide the stuff 50/50, whatever you had coming in, you keep coming out. I always hated the fact that this exists because it's like not even the people getting married believe it'll last. If you did, you wouldn't even be thinking about a possibility of divorce.
padajuan 11
7 times? 7?!
padajuan 11
I'm becoming a crazy old cat lady, and here's your mother, divorcing for the 7th time. I'm gonna assume she's a real good cook.
1R1X0X0 10
Some people collect Pokémon, other collect husbands.
fmlinact 12
Maybe we have this around the wrong way. This sounds like a business model. Some people trade houses, some shares, she does husbands. Should ask what her profit/loss statement is like after these seven trades!
twinkiefeets 17
Wow that's impressive scoring 7 husbands.
swampbaby985 30
And they won't allow gays to marry in most states because they think it'd make a mockery of marriage?!
jewelz1012 11
She needs therapy... U do too, for traumatic stress