Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Comments (167)
theandrewdays 2
Gold digger and nothing more. Just working the system trying to bring a man down.
callie123amy 4
Am I the only wondering how she got 7 men to propose to her? She must have been doing something right.
_Burnett89 9
Does no one believe in their vows anymore?! Geez.
_Burnett89 9
Well at least she is divorced and not widowed, you would have a seriously problem then.
Sir_Swaggington 6
Yet homosexuals can't marry. *sigh*
WhatYouMean 4
Thumbs down because of your name!
EvilUndead 9
.....Seven dwarves?....
outoftown 27
Let me guess: Mom already has a boyfriend named Henry.
buckdharma 38
I'm her 8th old man, I'm Henry Henry the 8th I am
siren26 3
7 times? I like her
KiddNYC1O 22
That's a serial bride!
Smashhoof 15
Which one did you come from?
TabbyCat87 8
The 2nd marriage. :)