Today, my mom went to court to finalize her divorce. I would have felt sorry for her, had this not been her 7th husband. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom informed me she got married two weeks ago. Hard to congratulate her when this is her eighth husband. FML
Today, I found my mother in tears, so I asked her what was wrong. She told me, "It's your father, he wants a divorce..." I asked if he'd met another woman, and my mom replied "No, not a woman..." FML
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML
Today, I won my custody battle. I wish I could be happy about it, but it strained my current marriage so badly that now I'm going through my second divorce. FML
Today, my mom told me that she never wants to see me again because my family and I did not attend her wedding, which she wanted my youngest to be a flower girl to. I refused because this is her eighth marriage (that's right, 8) and she never learns. FML
Today, my mother bitched me out for filing divorce papers against my abusive husband. According to her, it's a "slap in God's face". She's the one who's divorced two husbands so far because they weren't getting job promotions fast enough to support her hoarding habit. FML
Today, I found out my mom was getting remarried, to my dad. He's been in prison for five years because he pushed her out a window. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML
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Top comments
Artsygirl90 14
What a shock! People who get married 6 times usually stay married the 7th!!
Pleonasm 36
Just don't let her help plan your wedding.
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Comments (167)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Your mother is Taylor Swift in 40 years time.
sythe511 28
Marriage is supposed to be permanent and binding. Its pretty sad to see that as much as half of people break these promises.
FameNFortune 12
And I thought my family had problems ...
fischerxx 10
Whatever happened to the sanctity of marriage
lucy_lue 9
Your mom needs a new hobby.
opinionmaker 7
She must be pretty rich by now.
TeaPartyPoison 7
Maybe eight will be the lucky number.
buckdharma 38
The ex's have formed a basketball team including substitutes. Thet're hoping your mom can keep it up cause their softball team still needs a short stop and a pitcher!
chanellgymnast 17
Now I ain't sayin' she a golddiggaaaa
DDCA 24
Say it ain't so! Are you telling me number seven wasn't lucky!?