By thanks hun - 7/5/2020 20:00

Overheard musings

Today, my husband came out of the bathroom and screamed, "Call 911 because I just murdered this motherfucking toilet!” then laughed hysterically at his own stupid joke. I was on a Zoom meeting at the time. Everyone heard. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  28

You're gonna need a divorce and a new career.

I'd say quit your job, but comedy gold like this will spread through your whole industry like wildfire. Even if you interview at a competitor, the first question will be, "Aren't you the wife of the Shit-Killer?"

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By  RichardPencil  |  28

You're gonna need a divorce and a new career.

I'd say quit your job, but comedy gold like this will spread through your whole industry like wildfire. Even if you interview at a competitor, the first question will be, "Aren't you the wife of the Shit-Killer?"