By ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

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Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML
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Dinoporeon 9

That is NOT the sex talk. Your mom made you watch creepy ****.

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joea21 21

Better than her making sure you're using proper technique.

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Bioshockxs 9

It's better than her getting your dad to show you first hand or her giving an example by using you.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

12 was just listing all the possibilities. god somebody has to think outside the box sometimes...the worlds a ****** up place..dont be afraid to discuss all topics.

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DanielRamirez 10

Isnt that from the anchor man 2? Great movie

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why6so6serious 6

Why would anyone make their online name himmler Do you have any idea what he did..?

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cricketsins 36

I'm curious to know if the OP is male or female.

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HeinrichHimmler 9

"Reassuring its natural" what do you think genius?

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glabberfasted 16

15 - If OP was a girl, she may have said that in case OP catches her future boyfriend doing it.

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perdix 29

#14, me, too! This story is much funnier if the OP's a girl. Let's hope "she" replies and confirms this.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

25-- "its natural" for chicks to ********** too genius! but yaaaaa a mom making her daughter watch videos of guys jerking it is a bit off...but it was to scare her and make her stay away from them altogether. that's if op is a chick..more than likely its a male though.

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skyewalkerr 7

thats a really weird way to explain birds and the bees... mostly the bee part lol

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Enslaved 36

"Let me tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees And the flowers and the trees And the moon up above And a thing called 'Love'"

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spoo 24

I still would like to hear more about this bee that scored a bird

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brandoneyez1 25

I didn't know the sex talk involved watching male ****. That's a new twist.

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Indianboy9321 25

Are you male or female? Either way, this is really creepy, and I feel sorry for you having to sit through what I'm assuming was a VERY awkward period of time.

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perdix 29

If the OP is a guy, I guess she's saying that his sex life will most likely be based on masturbation. I wonder if he'll use an Eastern, Western or Continental grip?

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smokecloud_ 37

You guys have different grips? :o Fascinating.

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Baucis 10

you need to get a grip and stop beating around the bush with this sex talk.

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