You can never be too careful.

I can't imagine how disturb you are. Hope it didn't scar you for life.

Smell first, suck later!

Why would you read your moms sext messages?

Well yeah, gotta make sure it's clean before you commit to a full bj. Don't wanna get stuck awkwardly trying to hold ur breath from cheese dick for a half hour.

Was it awkward when she commented on how good the food smelled? xD

Well did he come home at 5 in the mornn?

I'll bet your dad's none too happy to learn about this. How much sniffing are we talking about? It is customary to run a fine cigar under your nose a few times before putting it in your mouth. I'd guess the rules are the same regardless of what you are smoking, whether it be a cigar or a pole.

you'll never see her the same way again. awkward

nobody wants to hear something about their parents sex life, sorry OP