Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
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Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I hired a cleaner to clean my apartment so when my in-laws visited tonight, they wouldn't think I was lazy. I got home from work, the cleaner hadn't shown at all, and my in-laws had arrived early. My mother-in-law is now mopping the floors. FML
Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
your mom fails at life.
patzz12 0
Why do you have a cleaning lady then???
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Comments (156)
jasonxneo 5
Lol, easier job for the cleaning lady. It's a win for her!
behemoth198 0
It's called a pimp slap, then show her to the kitchen.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Pimp slap HIS OWN MOM and show her to the kitchen? That's a horrible sexist and ho' joke about someone's mum.
you_failed 15
What the ****?
OhHushDear 11
14 I think you should just be quiet now.
twilightluvr101 4
14- id like to show u a pimp slap u sexist ass!
CeruleanThree 8
Well, that's waste of money.
CeruleanThree 8
Crap I forgot the A. Sorry people.
OhHushDear 11
Your picture! It's so... horrible! D:
CeruleanThree 8
Yeah, I guess it doesn't have the best message.
dlohoh978 8
It's so the maid can spend less time cleaning OP's room and more time cleaning everything else.
neal001 0
You are da Boss at temple run congrtatz
lionlvr 9
And u suck at posting comments congrtatz -_-
pinkcrayola 0
Does anybody else read this as her mom having a crush on the cleaning lady?
FUUUandyourmom 16
No.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
19-I would face palm but your comment is just so dumb it deserves something more.
tarametcalf94 4
My friend told me a story about her made that came every other Friday she cleaned her room and found a vibrater and put it next on top of her pillow lol
mishaparis 7
That was on FML.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Your 'friend'.....right. -_-
Enslaved 38
I have a cleaning lady and I straighten up before she gets there. There are items that the cleaning lady won't know what to do with (such as important papers etc....) when the house is completely clean, then you'll feel like she's worth every cent. Also OP, just because your mom hired a cleaning lady doesn't give you room to be a lazy ass. If the house is a lot more messer than expected, the lady might feel a need to bump up her rates.
Calyx_fml 22
You mean ****** and anal lube.
eli352 0
This sounds like my mom.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
You never know, the cleaning lady could end up being your bestfriend. Heh... Or not.
taybail 0
OP this sounds too familiar, Maybe diary of a wimpy kid???