By thatonesilentkidinclass - 04/05/2013 08:11 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 643
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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.

A small start is better than no start. Good luck!

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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.

Well just wait until he starts doing squats then!

The Gasmaster. Gettin' ripped while rippin' ass.

The GasMaster: feelin' the burn... wait no, that's just from the Mexican food.

How about the fartmiceter lol anyways good luck OP

That was a little mean, fucking hilarious, but mean nonetheless.

OP you deserve it for getting so fat in the first place. But at least you're making a start.

Hey like you say, at least you're doing something about it. Good for you, dude. I'm really rooting for you. Farts happen, especially when one exercises.

A small start is better than no start. Good luck!

I agree. Congratulations to the OP for deciding to make a positive change!

That's true. At least they're getting their rear in gear.

You jumped 10 times today, try for 12 tomorrow and don't give up! Everyone has to start somewhere OP

Aw don't worry, just keep trying :)

Exactly. We all gotta start somewhere :)

Loud or not, everyone starts somewhere! Keep it up! ;)

Don't let that get you down, OP! Use it as motivation to get fit! Also, a great way to get started is by walking around your neighborhood. It's exercise and it's not super hard on your joints and stuff.

'Fartin' to the Oldies'

Are you autistic

No, I'm artistic, though... I think...wait. What was the question?

Use an elliptical machine, or a stationary cycle. It takes the pressure off your joints and is less strenuous whilst still burning as many calories as you would with running.

At less you gathered the initiative to begin exercising, OP; many can't even do that.

least* My fault, people.

*grabs pitchfork and waits for angry mob of grammar nazis* BURN HIM!

Open the door, man! Let in some air!

Keep at it OP it'll be worth it when you see the results :)