By thatonesilentkidinclass - 04/05/2013 08:11 - Philippines - San Juan

Today, I finally started exercising. I'm a rather obese person and I'm super pumped up to finally get off my lazy butt and lose some weight. Locking myself in my room, I first started with a very simple exercise: jumping jacks. I farted each time I jumped. I jumped 10 times. FML
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DocBastard 38
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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.

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dr_snow_bear 29

A small start is better than no start. Good luck!

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DocBastard 38
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You're going to be a huge hit at the gym. I can see it now...The Gasmaster.

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Pleonasm 35
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Well just wait until he starts doing squats then!

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rg350dx 29

The Gasmaster. Gettin' ripped while rippin' ass.

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ElatedEarthling 15
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The GasMaster: feelin' the burn... wait no, that's just from the Mexican food.

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Nicholi124 10
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How about the fartmiceter lol anyways good luck OP

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mn_shr 22
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That was a little mean, fucking hilarious, but mean nonetheless.

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7yzzFML 17

OP you deserve it for getting so fat in the first place. But at least you're making a start.

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Bootle 10
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Hey like you say, at least you're doing something about it. Good for you, dude. I'm really rooting for you. Farts happen, especially when one exercises.

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dr_snow_bear 29

A small start is better than no start. Good luck!

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ogatasan 5

I agree. Congratulations to the OP for deciding to make a positive change!

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MelTheGreat 23
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That's true. At least they're getting their rear in gear.

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Karma_Geddon 36
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You jumped 10 times today, try for 12 tomorrow and don't give up! Everyone has to start somewhere OP

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bjdog98 9
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Aw don't worry, just keep trying :)

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SamanthaCassieL 10
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Exactly. We all gotta start somewhere :)

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Dracoboxer357 35
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Loud or not, everyone starts somewhere! Keep it up! ;)

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Stalkerloo 11
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Don't let that get you down, OP! Use it as motivation to get fit! Also, a great way to get started is by walking around your neighborhood. It's exercise and it's not super hard on your joints and stuff.

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ComoEsJuan 24
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'Fartin' to the Oldies'

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Grauncho 27

Are you autistic

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ComoEsJuan 24
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No, I'm artistic, though... I think...wait. What was the question?

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oj101 33

Use an elliptical machine, or a stationary cycle. It takes the pressure off your joints and is less strenuous whilst still burning as many calories as you would with running.

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Welshite 39
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At less you gathered the initiative to begin exercising, OP; many can't even do that.

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Welshite 39
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least* My fault, people.

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rg350dx 29

*grabs pitchfork and waits for angry mob of grammar nazis* BURN HIM!

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rg350dx 29

Open the door, man! Let in some air!

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your_ma 27
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Keep at it OP it'll be worth it when you see the results :)

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