"Who wants a dessert?" By Lewis - 27/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris I made a huge mistake... I agree, your life sucks 295 You deserved it 89 Share Tweet Share
Today, I finally confessed to the guy I've liked for two years. I told him that I've really liked him for a long time, and that I knew he had a girlfriend and I didn't expect anything from him, I just wanted him to know. His response? "Are you done? 'Cause I need to go to the bathroom." FML I agree, your life sucks 55 438 You deserved it 17 642
Today, a student turned in homework she copied off an online answer key. The wrong key. My students are too stupid to cheat right. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 859 You deserved it 313
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML I agree, your life sucks 35 366 You deserved it 8 220
Today, after selling things on eBay all week to afford a nice weekend with my husband and kids, my car died. Now we have to spend the money on a battery. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 682 You deserved it 348
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 312 You deserved it 1 082
Today, I spent $500 buying my lost cat back from a jerk who thought it was his. I get home and my mom tells me that she'd sold it to the same guy for $10 because she thought the cat was ruining my love life. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 981 You deserved it 6 439
you dessert it! :)
Soooo cute