Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She continued to yell at me and call me a liar all night. I don't know which is worse, being a 21 year old virgin or my mother accusing me of lying about it. FML
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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I told my mother that I'm pregnant. She went off screaming at me about how I shouldn't be having sex. I am 25 and have been happily married for 3 years. FML
Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML
Today, after telling my mom that I'll be going to Las Vegas with my dad for my 21st birthday, she started ranting about how my dad always wanted to abort me and that she was the only one who actually wanted me. FML
Today, my mother, who thinks I'm a virgin, called me while I was having sex with my boyfriend. I have to answer every time she calls or she freaks out. I ended the conversation quickly and hung up. Or so I thought. She listened in to the rest of our 20-minute lovemaking session, and I have some explaining to do. FML
Today, my mom woke me up from a wet dream, because I was moaning too loudly. I'm a 32 year-old virgin. FML
Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML
Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML
Today, I was talking to my mother about my sex life, telling her, "If I want to have sex, I'm going to have sex." She looked at me for a moment and said, "You're staying a virgin until you get married." She wasn't ordering me, she was informing me. FML
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alewiina 0
Well, I'm a 23 year old virgin. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. :)
n0ted 0
there's nothing wrong with being a virgin, seriously. you'll be glad you kept it when you meet the special one for you(:
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omghehehe 0
Being a virgin at 21 is not a handicap. If, when, where, and how are all an individual's choice, and part of owning your sexuality. If you feel you want to share your precious gift one day, I hope you will be able to do that with dignity. You will always remember your 1st.
shoot_19 0
Being a virgin is not a bad thing. I'm 21 and a virgin, I see no shame in this. I want my first time to be something I'll look back on without regret. Keep your head up!! You're not alone :)
eoghanface 0
**** her, shes a ****, who cares... And its worse that your a virgin..... Get laid, cut that bitch off...
VeilOfVelvet 0
I know how you feel. Recently I was arguing with my step-mom's sister because she didn't believe me when I told her I was a virgin (I'm 19). It's annoying that we live in a society where being over 15 and still a virgin is unheard of, and then we have to be pegged as liars by our own families because of it, but your mom is your family and she loves you, so this will blow over. It's not like it will be a life-long battle.
RavishMe77 0
To answer your question, your mother accusing you of lying about it is obviously worse. And if you want to know why that is, it's because THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with being a 21-year-old virgin!
louie111887 0
I'm a 22 yr old virgin. it used to drive me crazy. but it's not the end of the world. and I'm a guy so yea ...
xshinexbrite96xx 0
thats so sad. i feel bad for people like you. :( its ok though. lifes not always about getting laid!
CLICKHEREx 0
Get her to put her money where her mouth is, and make a bet. Have a doctor prove that your hymen is intact!
Sionnach 10
Tell your mother that being a ***** isn't genetic, so you're not worried about her influence all that much. As for your virginity, I was within weeks of twenty-one my first time. Couple of earlier opportunities that I passed on, and I'm glad I did. If it's your choice, there's not a thing wrong with it. You should be proud, not stewing over what your bitch mother (who obviously needs some kind of professional help) has to say. If it's NOT your choice; well, lets face it. Pretty much anyone can get laid these days if they want to. Just look at all the stories on fml about lying douchebags and evil bitches who always seem to have great sex lives. The only thing really stopping you is... you.
atomicmrpelly 2
You get YDI for thinking there is something wrong with being a 21 year old virgin...