Today, my mom needed coffee so I drove to Starbucks to get her some. She let me drive the Porsche, which has never happened. Upon coming home I picked the coffee up out of the cupholder so it wouldnt spill. My phone vibrated in my pocket, I spilled the coffee and crashed the car into the garage. FML
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Today, while my mother was driving me to school, her coffee started to spill. So like a normal parent, she held it over my lap. FML
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML
Today, I was at a Starbucks drive-thru and was grabbing a hot coffee when I got rear ended and my car hit the vehicle in front of me which deployed my airbag. Hot coffee can really burn when it hits your face at a high rate of speed. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Today, I was running late for work and I was carrying my stuff to my car, handbag over my shoulder, laptop in one hand, and my coffee in the other. As I tried to unlock my car, I spilt the coffee all over myself, the car, and my laptop. Now, I’m sticky, wet, and my laptop won't turn on. FML
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potentpotable 0
YDI..it doesn't matter what car it is, if you flip out so much over a phone vibrate then you shouldn't be behind any motorized vehicle at all.
eshy 0
This is why you don't drink and drive.
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Comments (116)
Compass 0
How does your phone vibrating startle you that much? Just by curiosity, what are you? I see that you are well off at least. -Insititution for Research on Rich People by Minorities
Vagmanec 0
Wow you're dumb. You're driving a porsche and holding hot coffee, why would you pay any mind to a phone in your pocket? Toooootally deserved this one, life noob. Haha!
piffer123 0
there are no cup holders in a Porsche
JaxonBeMe 0
actually, the boxster has them, and the the cayenne. ;)
starberries 0
You picked up the coffee so it wouldn't spill? That is kind of what the cup holder is for. Why would you do that before you parked? Stupid ****.
NekoHakase 0
These days phone-addicts can be so dumb. Something js wrong with your priorities when a ringing phone commands more attention than driving with hot coffee in your hand.
iSolDyourSouL 0
Well clearly your mom's rich so she can just buy another one. Sucks to be you, op.
Kgpetosa 0
Haha that sucks, once there was tiny dent in my Dad's Porsche and he flipped' so I hope you have an understanding Mom.
radiocaf 29
That's why you're never allowed to drive the porsche.
tyler004 0
wow... you must be a brutal driver.. your phone vibrating? made you crash into a pole lol!! no wonder you weren't allowed to drive it before hand!
twilightluvr101 4
Dosnt matter. Drove a porsche